SWABWAM


Straight. White. Able-Bodied. Working-Age. Man.
Straight white able-bodied working-age man.
Everybody else can start a lobby.
Everybody else can run up a flag.
Everybody else can cry to Massa Washington,
"He's got it better. He's got it made.
He's keeping me down, I've been betrayed, and
I want to get paid by the government.
Gotta gimme my benefits, gimme a break.
Gimme my share of the government take.
Gimme cuts in line. Gimme all that's mine.
It's only fair if I get there ahead
Of the one who's been getting it all instead."
The non-minority in every case,
The bad guy in everybody's benefit plan,
The straight white able-bodied working-age man.

Are there any faggots in the house tonight?
Any jumbo lesbo bimbo dykes?
Any crack snackers, fudge packers,
Fingercuffs or front-and-backers,
Willy whackers or sheep attackers,
bra-burners, cheek-turners,
dildo tuckers, and the rest of you fuckers
Get off my case.
Get out of my face.
I don't hate what sex you treasure,
Whatever you call erotic pleasure.
I'll be glad to share the space
But the non-minority in every case
The bad guy in everybody's benefit plan
Is the straight white able-bodied working-age man.

Are there any niggers in the house tonight?
Any zipper-eyed nips, any slope-head gooks
Any wop-guinea greaseball
sand-nigger raghead redskin Tex-skins,
sushi rollers, and all you Mex-skins,
fishhead spics, and pineapple pickers
and all the rest of you chicken lickers
Get off my case.
Get out of my face.
I don't hate your shape or race,
Or what you do in your own place.
I feel enriched to share the space
But the non-minority in every case
The bad guy in everybody's benefit plan
Is the straight white able-bodied working-age man.

Are there any cripples in the house tonight?
Any gimps and wheezers, burned-out geezers,
Zombie-walker wheelchair geeks,
One-eyed peg-leg genetic freaks,
The deaf, the dumb, the comfortably numb,
The anorexic, dylsexic,
You there, marble -eyes, and your little dog too.
Get off my case.
Get out of my face.
I don't hate your limitation, and
I can't change your situation.
I'll do my best to share the space
But the non-minority in every case,
The bad guy in everybody's benefit plan
Is the straight white able-bodied working-age man.

Are there any bitches in the house tonight?
Any airhead cunts, with puffed up fronts?
Any ball busting, back biting,
gold-digging, slut-ho dirty-leg
split-tailed, fish funky
man-eating monster monkey
emasculating bitches here tonight?
Get off my case.
Hell, you can sit on my face.
I don't dispise your sex or fate.
No mysogynistic hate.
I hope you always share my space
But the non-minority in every case,
The bad guy in everybody's benefit plan
Is the straight white able-bodied working-age man.

Everybody else can start a lobby.
Everybody else can run up a flag.
Everybody else can cry to Massa Washington,
"He's got it better. He's got it made.
He's keeping me down, I've been betrayed and
I want to get paid by the government."

Straight. White. Able-Bodied. Working-Age. Man.
I don't want a thing from Massa Washington or you.
I just want to come to the party too.
I don't need a thing from you or you,
Or you or you or you or you.
I just want to come to the party too.


James Nathan Post
22 Oct 02